*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
Okay, the fork looks pretty impractical, but if you play your feats right (Exotic Weapon Proficiency, Combat Reflexes, Improved Trip), you can really dominate the battle field by combining the benefits of reach with endless attacks of opportunity and the ability to both immobilize and inflict damage.